A guy from Grand Haven is suing his parents over his porn collection. He is a grown man having a temper tantrum because Mommy and Daddy kept the promise they made him while he was in high school, that if they ever found porn in their house again, they would destroy it. He had been kicked out of school for selling porn, so it’s obviously a sore spot for them.
Look, I do not fault anyone for loving porn and having a sizable collection of it, but it sounds like this particular guy has some deeper issues going on. He moved in with his parents while he was going through a divorce. He was with them for ten months before the police were called in a domestic dispute. The guy moves to Indiana, and his long-suffering folks still bring the guy his stuff that he left behind. Do they get a thank you from him? Of course not. Instead, he is fuming to see that his 12 moving boxes full of porn aren’t with them. Now he is suing his parents. He estimates the collection to be worth just shy of $29,000 but is suing for $86,000 because he is a lovely human being.
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